I have been named Clark Gable because I am just that handsome. I was languishing at the Howard County Animal Shelter for a long long time. No one wanted me. No one was interested. It was getting more and more depressing, and the shelter staff were getting more and more worried about me. And then, I hit the lucky number! After a brief incarceration (they called it quarantine, but WHATEVER), I was allowed to meet my bride, Ethel. Ethel is just a dainty, beautiful hen and I look after her every night and make sure she stays warm. I might stray around the farm during the day a bit, but I always return to my beloved Ethel.