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Look, just don’t talk to me about it, OK?  I know, I know, I scream all the time.  It’s just what I do.  You don’t like it, you can move somewhere else.  I’m a brown Chinese goose, and a handsome one – I mean, I’m REALLY handsome. I am not interested in other geese, never have been, never will be.  I like ducks.  I just really like ducks.  I had a best friend of all time.  One day, a hawk came crashing down from the sky and, bam, like that, my friend was gone. That’s when I started screaming.

I came here because there were other geese.  I explained to them over and over again, “I’m not a goose guy.   I like ducks.”  FINALLY someone listened (took long enough) and now I have a gang of four ducks I look after.  I like it. They like it.  We eat together.  I scream if they go too far away.  It works for us.