I’m a LaMancha goat and I was born on April Fools Day, 2020! I’m named after a dragon. Maybe that’s why I love fire and smoke, and why I can fly. I’m a magical goat. I cast spells on all who meet me. I’m so smart and so fast, I can almost be in two places at once. I’m what you’d call a “goat’s goat.”
My story? Glad you asked. I was born on a goat dairy. Sad to say, boys are not of interest and most are “culled”. Nice way for saying, um, gotten rid of in one way or another. A lady was visiting and found this out. I had already put the goat spell on her and I could see the little stars in her eyes. I knew I was saved! But she lived in the city so the time came when I had to tearfully leave her and come to this Pretty Awesome Farm! And that is my story.