Bonjour, this is Jean-Claude speaking. I am a handsome and strong llama, and I have many, many girlfriends. I have been here since I was just a tiny thing. I was born in 2009 and came here when I was just 6 months old. I just narrowly escaped being sent to the market – a terrible, terrible place where people bid on you like you were some inanimate object without feelings.
One of my favorite things to do is to run up on top of hills or the large manure pile and stand there surveying my property. I also love to dance – I can dance to many different styles and I have been told I have much raw talent in this field. I mostly hang out with the alpacas, although I often conspire with Angel the sheep to play tricks on the humans who come to the farm bearing cookies. They sometimes call me “greedy” but I believe that I am, instead, a gourmand.